Wednesday, March 31, 2004 - Ipod Used In Domestic Homicide - Mar. 05, 2004

Guest link: Un momento no se supone que los iPods son bastante ligeros.... debe de haber sido un primera generación

A Memphis woman was arrested and charged with first-degree murder after she bludgeoned her boyfriend to death with an iPod.

Arleen Mathers, 23, was arrested Thursday morning after she called Memphis Police and said she had killed her boyfriend, according to a Sheriff’s Department report.

When deputies arrived at Mathers’ apartment at 528 Poplar Avenue, Mathers led them to the body of her boyfriend, Brad Pulaski, 27.

Brad Pulaski had died of blunt trauma to the head after being repeatedly bludgeoned with an iPod, a popular MP3 player produced by Apple.

by the way, blog muy muy recomendado. El hombre es un sony fanatic, le va a los delfines de Miami, I mean he just can't go wrong!!


bloggeando desde typead. - Ipod Used In Domestic Homicide - Mar. 05, 2004


Monday, March 29, 2004

Yahoo! News - Christ Movie Sparks Neo-Nazi Confession in Norway

A Norwegian neo-Nazi has confessed to two bombings a decade ago after a pang of repentance triggered by watching Mel Gibson's controversial film "The Passion of the Christ."

Johnny Olsen, 41, went to police after watching the movie about the death of Christ to admit that he was behind the previously unexplained bombings against anarchist squatters in Oslo in the mid-1990s.

"The trigger that made him go to police and confess was that movie," his lawyer, Fridtjof Feydt, told Reuters Monday. He said his client had long been concerned with issues such as reconciliation and redemption.

The weekend confession prompted police to charge Olsen with arson. No one died in the bombings in 1994 and 1995 during a wave of street fights between neo-Nazis and anarchists.

It was at least the second confession sparked by Gibson's film, which has been criticized for graphic violence. A Texan man admitted last week, after seeing the movie, to murdering a 19-year-old woman who was pregnant with his child.

Or!!! a lo mejor queria que lo encerraran en un lugar donde no habria oportunidad de que volviera a verla...

Yahoo! News - Christ Movie Sparks Neo-Nazi Confession in Norway


Yahoo! News - Daughter of Thailand PM Gets Burger Job

BANGKOK, Thailand - If Paetongtarn Shinawatra thought she could keep a low profile Monday on her first day working at McDonald's, her hopes were dashed when her father, Thailand's Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra, dropped by for a takeaway.

Thaksin, who became one of Thailand's richest men by investing in telecommunications, let the phalanx of reporters trailing him know that even in the family of a billionaire, the younger generation must learn the value of money and hard work.

"Thai kids, when they finish school, they don't know how to work," said Thaksin, as his giggly daughter stood by. Paetongtarn, 17, will be earning $0.60 per hour in her part-time job.

"I just want her to have the experience and to know about life, because she is the youngest child and when she was born her parents already had status," he said. "Money isn't the main issue. We want her to find experience."

No se... estas historias de que "los billonarios somos personas comunes y corrientes..."

Yahoo! News - Daughter of Thailand PM Gets Burger Job


MoCoLoco - Modern contemporary design & architecture

Sitio de articulos de Arquitectura y diseño muy bueno

ejemplos de algunas cosas que he visto ahi:

El lounge portatil, externo o interno :

Y la casa hecha de contenedores reciclados. I don't understand it... but that doesn't mean I don't want one!

MoCoLoco - Modern contemporary design & architecture


Yahoo! News - Girl threatens mum with knife for taking mobile

Otro en la serie de kids with knifes.

A 14-year-old Hong Kong girl flew into a rage and chased her mother around their flat with a knife and wooden pole after she confiscated the teenager's mobile phone.

The terrified mother locked herself in the bedroom and police arrived at the scene on Saturday to see the girl in a frenzy, hacking at the door with the knife.

"They had to use pepper spray to subdue the girl before they could rescue the mother," the spokeswoman said on Monday.

The mother sustained slight injury to her arm, but no charges were made. Social workers are now handling the case.


Yahoo! News - Girl threatens mum with knife for taking mobile


Russian Prison Tattoos

Galeria de tatuajes de prision rusos, con sus definiciones o interpretaciones.

Barbed wire tattooed across the forehead signifies a sentence of life imprisonment without possibility of parole.

Russian Prison Tattoos


Yahoo! News -

Repetir el titulo. Cambodian cuts off penis to feed spirits

what the fuck? or WTF?

A Cambodian man cut off his penis when he said he was visited by four hungry spirits in a dream and he had no chicken or duck to offer them.

According to police, 33-year-old Soun Ney told the spirits to go away when they first appeared to ask for food, and waved his penis at them in defiance.

"Devils, I don't have any chicken or duck for you," he was quoted as saying by local police chief Phoeung Vat. "If you want to eat anything, you can eat my penis."

Soun Ney said the spirits agreed to eat his penis. He was rushed to a hospital near the capital Phnom Penh after he castrated himself with a butcher's knife.

"He is lucky to be alive," Phoeung Vat told Reuters.

Villagers in the deeply impoverished southeast Asian traditionally offer chicken, duck or cake to the spirits of the dead to ward off bad luck.

le deberia de haber ofrecido a los espiritus a smoke of whatever he was having...

Yahoo! News - Cambodian cuts off penis to feed spirits


Yahoo! News - Iceberg Off Western Greenland Painted Red

COPENHAGEN, Denmark - An artist with 780 gallons of red paint, three fire hoses and a 20-member crew at his disposal went to Greenland in search of a blank canvas large enough to accommodate his creative impulse.

The result is a blood-red iceberg now sitting off the country's western coast.

"We all have a need to decorate Mother Nature because it belongs to all us," Danish artist Marco Evaristti said Thursday. "This is my iceberg; it belongs to me."

yeah whatever rocks your boat dude.

pero recordando al artista:

Evaristti, who was born in Chile, drew widespread attention — and disdain — when he displayed 10 working blenders filled with goldfish in a Danish gallery in 2000.

He invited guests to turn the devices on and someone did, grinding up a pair of goldfish.

regresando a mi discusión.... en estos tiempos es más fácil o más difícil crear arte??

Yahoo! News - Iceberg Off Western Greenland Painted Red


margot knight

Las imagenes de Margot Knight give me the willies. Creepy shit. Pero como dice su biografia estuvo trabajando en "Fabrica" un taller experimental de Benetton.

The images I make provide logical conclusions to my own absurd hypotheses and show how these fabulous possibilities could meld into the daily routine. I begin with objects or bodies or plants and try to give them more life, or a different kind of life. Loneliness, exhuberance, and wonder take on physical form.

My work is influenced by the fantasies of artists, including Duane Michals, Barbara Kruger, Orlan, James Victoire, Chema Madoz, and The Brothers Quay, but above all it is a refraction of the world I encounter in my life. My parents' medical textbook "Recognizable Patterns of Human Malformation," trees coated with sleeping butterflies, seizures between a gunshot and death, and lemon-flavored ants have fed my imagination with the wonders of reality. However, to see the world is also to see broken places, chemicals in the water, hungry people. I want to make fantastic, painful images to talk about the real world and the miraculous human body.

chequen las otras galerias y no solo las de girl and her worm...

creepy I tell you

margot knight



Pagina en flash cuyo unico proposito es molestar a la persona en la imagen:



Yahoo! News - Jackie Chan losing sleep over Taiwan poll

Jackie Chan no es ningún ignorante en comedia y el considera las elecciones de Taiwan como una gran broma.

Hong Kong film star Jackie Chan, famous for his kung fu and comedy movies, described the recent Taiwan presidential elections as "the biggest joke in the world", the China Daily Web site says.

"People will talk about it for 100 years," Chan was quoted as saying at a news conference on Sunday in Shanghai.

"It was a shame. Not so good to look at. I was very upset and couldn't fall asleep."

Taiwan's defeated presidential candidate, Lien Chan, was expected to file lawsuits on Monday to contest the hotly disputed election, paving the way for a full recount that could ease a bitter political crisis.

President Chen Shui-bian narrowly defeated his Nationalist opponent by just 30,000 votes out of more than 13 million cast in the March 20 poll. An election-eve assassination attempt lightly wounded Chen and, Lien says, created a significant sympathy vote

Todas las referencias a un auto-ataque por un lado... El presidente electo es anti-China, o mas bien Pro Taiwan... y Jackie Chan es Pro-China por eso el comentario.

Yahoo! News - Jackie Chan losing sleep over Taiwan poll


Friday, March 26, 2004

Mental Drippings

Una colección de las peores portadas de discos de todos los tiempos.

en primer lugar:

para mas ir a:

Mental Drippings


Thursday, March 25, 2004

STRANGEco TOY CULTURE }} NY Toy Fair 2004 Report

| - Scottish village all shook up over Presley roots - Mar 24, 2004

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Elvis fans have a new shrine to their hero -- a remote Scottish hamlet named this week as the ancestral home of the king of rock 'n' roll

After six years of research, writer Allan Morrison says the singer was the direct descendant of blacksmith Andrew Presley who lived 300 years ago in the Aberdeenshire village of Lonmay.

"It was like striking gold," he said of his research in the U.S. and Scotland. "You have Graceland in Memphis. Now hopefully you will have Presleyland in Lonmay."

Well Viva Los Lonmay...

pero no todos los fans estan tan contentos:

But Presley devotees with suspicious minds could be torn on where to go as the Elvis lineage has long been a source of dispute from the Presili hills in Wales to an Irish saint from Munster called St. Elvis.

St. Elvis??? you gotta be kidding me.

el saint index sale negativo en el Saint Elvis... so not this time little hobbits. Saint Elvis...

He was the king tho. - Scottish village all shook up over Presley roots - Mar 24, 2004


Yahoo! News - "Good cop" beats "bad cop" in interrogations

Softly softly" police interviews with crime suspects yield more confessions than inquisitorial interrogations, according to a new Swedish study.

Victims also tend to provide more evidence when questioned gently, improving the chances of a conviction, the doctoral dissertation for Stockholm University showed.

"Police interviews marked by dominance are mainly associated with a higher proportion of denials, whereas an approach marked by humanity is significantly associated with confessions," crime investigator Ulf Holmberg wrote in a doctoral dissertation for Stockholm University.

He interviewed 94 offenders, 178 victims and 430 police involved in murder, assault and rape cases in Sweden.

He found some police got impatient and aggressive in interrogations due to stress caused by exposure to crime.

"You eat murder, you sleep murder and you even shit murder, it follows you all the time," the study quoted one homicide investigator saying

¿Qué no es el punto del "Good cop/Bad cop" que el Bad cop asuste al criminal y luego le suelte la sopa al Good cop? o nuestras abuelitas tenian razón... y es mejor ser amable y conseguiras lo que quieras de la vida??

Yahoo! News - "Good cop" beats "bad cop" in interrogations


HOWTO: Perform the Dilation & Curettage Surgical Procedure ||

Esta es el tipo de información que no se que hace en la red...

pero igual se las paso:

This procedure involves opening of the cervix and scraping away of the endometrium, or inner lining of the uterus.

You should seek supervised practice, prior to attempting the procedure yourself.
Never forcefully perform this procedure. Uterine perforation can easily result.
Always use sterile equipment.

Dilation & Curettage is indicated for abnormal, or post-menarchal bleeding, spontaneous (incomplete) abortions, or therapeutic abortions under an oppressive regime.
Contraindications include normal, desired intrauterine pregnancy, acute cervicitis, endometriosis, or pelvic inflammatory disease.

y siguen la información paso a paso:

The procedure may be performed under general anaesthesia, spinal (level of L3-L4 spine, inject 10-15 cc. of 0.25% Marcaine carefully), paracervical block (0.25% Marcaine injected just inside the vaginal mucosa, next to the cervix on each side, 5 cc.) or 50-75 mg. Demerol IV slow drip while monitoring the patient's vital signs carefully.

Required Equipment:

Sterile surgical-grade gloves
0.25% Marcaine, [or equiv.] solution and hypodermic needle kit or
50-75 mg. Demerol and accompanying IV hardware.
Lubricating jelly
Antiseptic sponges
Transfer forceps
Tenaculum forceps
Set of Hegar dilators [various sizes]
4-6 small, sharp Curettes
Uterine polyp forceps
Continuous sterile roller gauze
Antibiotics [as needed]

para el resto de la información, en caso de necesitar esta operación y tener tiempo libre:

HOWTO: Perform the Dilation & Curettage Surgical Procedure ||


Bloglines | My Blogs

Malcolm Forbes
"If you don't know what to do with many of the papers piled on your desk, stick a dozen colleagues' initials on 'em, and pass them along. When in doubt, route."

Wednesday, March 24, 2004

Yahoo! News - 5-Year-Old Said to Take Pot to School


A 5-year-old boy took a bag of marijuana to school and was sprinkling it over a friend's lasagna like oregano when a monitor intervened, police said.

The lasagna was confiscated before the other boy had a chance to eat it Monday in the cafeteria at Gratigny Elementary School.

Police said it was unclear whether the kindergartner even knew what he was carrying, although he tried to hide the bag when the monitor approached.

The boy "may have said it was oregano," said Mayco Villafana, spokesman for Miami-Dade County Public Schools

y en la misma nota:

Also on Monday, authorities in Indianapolis said a 4-year-old boy took crack cocaine that police said was worth up to $10,000 to his preschool class and showed it to classmates, saying it was flour.

Teachers realized it was cocaine and called authorities.

"This could have killed these kids," said police Sgt. Roger Tuchek.

Una pregunta... como sabian los maestros que los niños traian drogas??

Yahoo! News - 5-Year-Old Said to Take Pot to School


Yahoo! News - Man on Trial for Decapitating Mother with Sword

In the end there can be only one...

Lo que hace una mala serie de peliculas y una mala serie....

A German man has gone on trial accused of decapitating his mother with a Samurai sword.

Prosecutors say the 22-year-old, identified only as Axel T., beheaded his mother last June after his parents wanted to move him out of the family home in Munich, a court spokesman said on Tuesday.

The man, who has a history of drug problems, ran into the kitchen where his mother was reading a newspaper and cut off her head with the 45-centimeter blade, the spokesman said.

"Then he wanted to kill his father who was in another room."

But the son called the police instead and blamed his father for the crime.

The trial started on Monday

Yahoo! News - Man on Trial for Decapitating Mother with Sword


Yahoo! News - Pastor Dies Watching 'Passion of Christ'

Muere la segunda victima de la passion!

A Brazilian pastor died of an apparent heart attack while watching the Mel Gibson film "The Passion of the Christ," witnesses say.

Jose Geraldo Soares, a 43-year-old Presbyterian pastor, had reserved two movie theaters at a Belo Horizonte shopping mall on Sunday afternoon to see the film with his family and the congregations of two local churches.

But halfway through the movie, Soares' wife noticed that he was no longer awake. A doctor who was also watching the film tended to Soares, but the priest was already dead.

"He was calmly watching the movie next to his wife," said Amauri Costa, a family friend who also attended Soares' funeral on Monday.

Soares is at least the second person to die while watching "The Passion," which opened in Brazil on Friday. Peggy Scott, 56, died of a heart attack on Feb. 25 in Wichita, Kansas while watching film's climactic crucifixion scene.

Yahoo! News - Pastor Dies Watching 'Passion of Christ'


Yahoo! News - Fresh Corpse Wanted for Starring Role

Ya quiero ver Dawn of the Dead!!!

Zombies rule!!!

LONDON (Reuters) - Two British performance artists are searching for a corpse for their newest production -- and have put the word out at the country's hospices in hope of a volunteer.

The group, called 1157performancegroup, said it was trying to demystify the issues surrounding death with its new London production, "Dead ... You Will Be."

The use of a real corpse, which would be needed for 18 performances, was imperative to "reawaken a collective response to the reality of death," said Matthew Scott, one of the group's artistic directors.

"We're so blase about images of death. The physical reality of a dead body will help audiences confront that it is eventually the physical state for all of us," Scott told Reuters Tuesday.

He and co-artistic director Jo Dagless have written to 70 hospices in hopes of persuading a terminally ill person to offer their body to the production.

But the pair are up against a tight deadline -- they hope to open the show on May 11 -- and so far they haven't received a single response.

So they have widened their appeal to healthy people who would be willing to "share themselves" should tragedy befall them in the coming weeks.

"We truly believe there is a unique person out there who would be willing to share themselves with the audience," said Scott.

The pair, who have spent time with embalmers and funeral directors to research their production, denied they were orchestrating a publicity stunt.

"We don't envisage the show as being ghoulish or voyeuristic. It's a serious, calm and open look at what is a realistic part of our lives," Dagless said.

German doctor Gunther Von Hagens sparked outrage in 2002 with his Body Worlds exhibition of flayed human corpses in London. He later defied British authorities and was labeled "sick" by critics for conducting an autopsy on a 72-year-old man in front of a 350-member audience and TV cameras.

Yahoo! News - Fresh Corpse Wanted for Starring Role


Yahoo! News - School Trains Girls to Be Good Wives


Girls aged 13 to 18 sit eagerly through lessons in cooking, sewing, ironing, dressing, folding napkins, serving a formal dinner and adding feminine flourishes to a home, like a posy of flowers in the bathroom or initials embroidered on the towels.

"Now all women want to go out to work, but working an eight-hour day when one is a wife or a mother is just not possible," Topete, a vivacious and impeccably groomed 60-year-old, said after one of her evening classes.

"It means neglecting one's husband. He could start looking elsewhere for affection and that could mean divorce," she warned.

"My mother works. She doesn't have time to show me stuff like this -- but don't print that, she'll kill me," says one girl, as she endeavors to make invisible stitches during a sewing class.

donde esta la escuela??

Mexico City

read the rest:

Yahoo! News - School Trains Girls to Be Good Wives


Tuesday, March 23, 2004

Welcome to SWEDX , Welcome to a NEW World !

productos para computadora cubiertos en madera

ejemplo de un monitor

tambien hay teclado y mouse de madera

Welcome to SWEDX , Welcome to a NEW World !


Oral Disco,


Monday, March 22, 2004

Yahoo! News - World Champion 'Snake Man' Killed by Cobra

If at first you don't succeed, die trying.

Thailand's Boonreung Buachan, holder of the Guinness Book of World Records title for spending the most time penned up with snakes, was killed by a cobra that bit him during his daily show, a hospital doctor said on Monday.

Boonreung, 34 and dubbed Snake Man, was rushed unconscious to Prai Bung Hospital near his home town, 350 miles northeast of Bangkok, Dr Wipa Praituan told Reuters.

"He was brought here with no signs of life. He wasn't breathing and his heart didn't beat," she said.

Boonreung was listed by the "Guinness Book of World Records" in 1998 after living with snakes in a glass box for seven days.

An epileptic, he went into convulsions after being bitten, but no one took him to the hospital initially because they thought he was suffering an epileptic fit.

Boonreung's father said he would give his son's 30 snakes to a zoo because nobody in the family dared deal with them

El que a hierro mata... oh wait that makes no sense... El que duerme con niños.... you know the rest.

Yahoo! News - World Champion 'Snake Man' Killed by Cobra


Canada is going up in smoke

Canada plans to make government-certified marijuana available in local pharmacies, a move that would make it only the second country in the world to allow the direct sale of medical marijuana

Officials are organizing a pilot project in the British Columbia province modeled on a year-old program in the Netherlands.

Currently, there are 78 medical users in Canada permitted to buy government marijuana, which is grown in Flin Flon, Manitoba. An ounce sells for about $113, and the marijuana is sent by courier to patients or their doctors.

Canada is going up in smoke


Saturday, March 20, 2004

"The Big Lebowski" Random Quote Generator

Citas al azar de "The Big Lebowski" ejemplo:

"Fucking Quintana! That creep can roll, man."

"Yeah, but he's a pervert, man..."

"The Big Lebowski" Random Quote Generator


Friday, March 19, 2004

Origami con billetes

Página japonesa de origami con billetes.

la pagina esta en japones. asi que haganle clicks a lo que parezca una liga

Origami con billetes


Welcome to Bathroom Mania!

Bathroom Mania! is an illustrative new line of sanitary products
by Dutch illustrator and designer Meike van Schijndel

Welcome to Bathroom Mania!


The Newest Video Projectors Are Small, Light And Easy To Use

Ack un maldito articulo que me ha hecho pensar en un proyector como una opcion viable para entretenimiento casero!!

The Newest Video Projectors Are Small, Light And Easy To Use


Sony vs. Apple: Sony Takes It Up a Notch

Estoy a nada de comprarme una mac. Probably an iBook, pero notas como esta:

That may have changed. The other day, when I sat down with Sony to look at their new fall laptop and desktop lines, I saw a new Sony—one that should keep Steve Jobs up at night. It probably won't, but I'll get to this later. Now, until Sony announces the new products, I can't give you any details, no matter how much you beg. I will say that what I saw indicates that Sony is coming back, and I can chat a bit on the why behind this.

que me hacen recordar que soy un Sonyhead antes que nada....

Sony vs. Apple: Sony Takes It Up a Notch


The Canonical List of Weird Band Names

Nombres de bandas malos

y esta es solo una porcion de la A.

A Box of Fish with Tartar Sauce
A Boy Named Gomer
Above Average Weight Band
A Cat Born In An Oven Isn't a Cake
Accidental Goat Sodomy
Adult Children of Heterosexuals
Afghanistan Banana Stand
Aggressive Crotch Display
Agnes Morehead
Aha, the Attack of the Green Slime Beast
Albino Toilet Boys
Alien Nymphos from Uranus
Alien Sex Fiend
Amberham Lincoln
Anal Babes
Anal Beard Barbers
Anal Cunt
Anal Sadist
Ancient Chinese Penis
An Emotional Fish
Angry Samoans
Anus the Menace
Apocolypse Hoboken

The Canonical List of Weird Band Names


Ananova - Robot Christ used in Gibson film

Robot Christ used in Gibson film

A robot Christ was used for crucifixion scenes in Mel Gibson's new film, The Passion of The Christ.

The £220,000 electrical body double was made because the weather was too cold for actor Jim Caviezel to be filmed in just a loincloth, says The Sun.

The film's director Mel Gibson has revealed he's planning another Biblical epic - this time based on a Jewish revolt in 200BC, told in ancient Greek texts.

I knew it... Made in his image!!! We are the robots!!!

Robot Christ used in Gibson film


Wired News: They Wanted to Teach Him a Lesson

Existe un grupo de vigilantes en Estados Unidos cuyo modus operandi es:

"Bill Smith," a 42-year-old high-school math teacher from Michigan, fired up his computer one night last fall and logged into Yahoo's Detroit chat room for a little sexual repartee before bed. The experience would bring him to the verge of suicide and change his life forever.

Smith, who is married with three young children and wished to remain anonymous for this article, said he was having marital problems at the time and that online flirting was his way to "blow off steam" without having an affair.

In the chat room, Smith sent instant messages to several participants with female screen names, including "keely_kandy69u":

pbass1957b: hi kandy, care to chat?
keely_kandy69u: asl? (age, sex, location)
pbass1957b: m/42/grosse pointe ... you?
keely_kandy69u: 13 f Ferndale
pbass1957b: do you have a (web) cam?

Although "Keely" had identified herself as a 13-year-old girl, Smith continued his erotic banter. He encouraged her to send him pictures of herself, and asked whether she'd had sex before and if she liked her "nipples sucked on and licked."

"I could show you how to do your math and afterward show you how to enjoy the pleasures of good sex," Smith wrote. He told her his first name, his occupation and his cell phone number. She called it to confirm the number was real, hung up and then continued the virtual conversation:

keely_kandy69u: check out this site in tha meantime
keely_kandy69u: Make sure you pay very close attention to it.
keely_kandy69u: You might wanna bookmark that site. Your name, telephone number, photo, and a transcript of this chatlog will appear on the front page within 24 hours.
keely_kandy69u: You are a sick, sick man...
keely_kandy69u: And your life just took a serious turn for the worse.

y despues ponen todos los datos en la pagina de para que les hables y los amenaces de muerte o los corras si trabajan para ti..

perverted justice indeed. pero que es mas? perverted? o justice??

They Wanted to Teach Him a Lesson


Yahoo! News - Liquid Cocaine in Fruit Juice Shipment

Que este mes es liquid cocaine month o algo asi??

A Florida warehouse employee noticed the can of orange juice didn't quite smell right but took a sip anyway.

He called the cops when his tongue went numb.

The U.S. Department of Homeland Security said on Thursday the 18-ounce (500-ml) can of juice from Jamaica contained liquid cocaine that would have sold for about $40,000 on the street.

It was probably bought at a Jamaican grocery store, emptied, injected with cocaine and packaged with a shipment of real fruit juice before being sent to Fort Lauderdale on a plane, agents said. The can bore a label reading "Grace Fruit Drink."

"It was a warehouse employee who found it. It smelled bad but he took a sip of it. It didn't taste very good and his tongue went numb," said Nina Pruneda, a spokeswoman for U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

Authorities said they did not believe the incident represented a significant public health threat because Grace Corp., the juice company, said its fruit juices are not sold commercially in south Florida.

But they said they wanted to make sure no one was hurt by mistakenly drinking cocaine from a can. They asked anyone coming across a similar can to report it to their local police.

Liquid Cocaine in Fruit Juice Shipment


Thursday, March 18, 2004


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Crime and Punishment
By Fyodor Dostoevsky
Ultra-Condensed by David J. Parker and Samuel Stoddard


I'm so extraordinary, I can commit crimes. (kills some people)
I'm the spiritual side of Raskolnikov.
I'm the intellectual side of Raskolnikov.
I have reconciled the two sides of my personality, represented so well by Sonia and Porfiry. (confesses)


The Fellowship of the Ring
By J. R. R. Tolkien
Ultra-Condensed by David J. Parker and Samuel Stoddard


Bilbo Baggins, your Ring is evil. In a couple decades, we'll try to destroy it. In the meantime, leave it for Frodo to play with.
Bilbo Baggins
It's not evil. It's mine. My precious. Mine! MINE, I TELL YOU!! MOOHOOHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
(Frodo takes it to RIVENDELL. Some FRIENDS come with him. They are attacked by black riders a LOT, and it is SCARY.)

Frodo Baggins, if Sauron ever gets this Ring, the world will be destroyed, and evil will reign forever. We must act quickly. Take the Ring to where he lives.
(They do some travelling. Some more FRIENDS come with him. Gandalf DIES in the mines of Moria, but will later be RESURRECTED in GLORIFIED form having triumphed over EVIL, an obvious literary ALLUSION to that movie where the guy comes back as a DOG.)

Frodo Baggins, give me the Ring.
What have I done? (dies)


para mas libros clasicos, ciencia ficcion, etc chequen:




Una colección de quizzes visuales:

check them out.

ejemplo: matchear los outfits con los personajes de la pelicula

respuesta: The usual suspects.



Galeria de Imagenes Surreales

Galeria de Imagenes Surreales

Galeria de Imagenes Surreales


BBC - Arts - 60s Photography Image Gallery

Galeria de photos de la BBC usadas en sus documentales de los 60's

BBC - Arts - 60s Photography Image Gallery


Black Ships and Samurai

O como me gusta llamar a este sitio: The last samurai done right!

Pagina de MIT de estudios asiaticos que se concentra en el periodo de los primeros contactos entre los occidentales y los japoneses. Este sitio es parte del OpenCourseWare de MIT.


Humans with Tails

Que seria ponchorama sin algunas imagenes de deformidades bizarras.

I give you ... Humans with Tails

Occasionally a human baby is born with a tail-like appendage and this is said to be evidence that our ancestors had tails. Actually, such rare congenital deformities are usually a type of fatty tumor having no relationship to the tail of a monkey." You can judge for yourself.

Humans with Tails


Cat Nail Caps, Cat Scratching Protection

Que son los Cat Nail Caps, glad you asked:

Invented by veterinarian Dr. Toby Wexler, Soft Claws has been on the market since 1990. Each Soft Claws take home kit contains everything required to apply the nail covers at home. Including easy to follow instructions.

This is an amazing product that really works. Cats tolerate Soft Claws extremely well. Most cats don't even know they are wearing them.

protecciones para las uñas de los gatos... freaky. O mejor dicho protecciones para las pieles de los humanos de las uñas de los gatos.

Cat Nail Caps, Cat Scratching Protection


Zdzislaw Beksinski - official website

guest link

un artista bastante bueno. Tengo que editar las imagenes antes de postearlas (rippeadas del flash del sitio)

pero se los recomiendo, en especial los dibujos. El sitio esta en flash, y tiene una logica de navegacion algo complejo.

Zdzislaw Beksinski - official website


--virtual reality theatre, Orfeo, John Lambert & Assoc -- Lemieux Pilon Creation

Cuando se oye "Virtual Reality Theatre, se piensa en goggles choncos y en guantes de nintendo. Pero Anima 4-D patea todas esas concepciones en el trasero y presenta un espactaculo que para mi ha redefinido "Multimedia"

veanlos cuando puedan. Must see

--virtual reality theatre, Orfeo, John Lambert & Assoc -- Lemieux Pilon Creation


Fotonovela de Star Wars hecha con Lego

El titulo lo dice todo. Lo que no dice es que es bastante sangrienta. Y Luke no es tan mariquetas:

Fotonovela de Star Wars hecha con Lego


visitedStates - World66

Los estados de la union americana del norte de Mexico y abajo de Canada que he visitado.

create your own personalized map of the USA

visitedStates - World66


Wednesday, March 17, 2004

Yahoo! News - Man Thought He Was Running Over Bin Laden

Encontre la perfecta excusa para atropellar a alguien.

MONTPELLIER, France - A French artist allegedly traumatized by last week's Spain bombings was convicted of trying to run over a pedestrian he mistook for Osama bin Laden and ordered to pay the man $615.

The 35-year-old defendant, identified as Pierre, was sentenced Tuesday by a court in this southern France city to a three-month suspended prison term. The man he tried to run over was unharmed.

Pierre's lawyer, David Mendel, said his client was the "victim of a hallucination" while driving Monday through Montpellier's historic center.

The victim, a man in his 30s, was able to run from the oncoming car, which crashed along the side of a street.

"If it was (bin Laden), we would have won $5 million," Mendel said, referring to a reward.

The Madrid train bombings, which killed 201 people, increasingly appear to have been orchestrated by Islamic extremists with links to bin Laden's al-Qaida terror network.

Yahoo! News - Man Thought He Was Running Over Bin Laden

| Hello Kitty USB-HUB ON SALE!

Hello Kitty responds to your keyboard motion by talking and moving!

Hello Kitty will talk with you along with the input motion of the keyboard (moves both arms and head). Hello Kitty is able to talk in both Japanese and English. The languages can be switched. There is an English or Japanese manual available to you.

para mas y mejores productos: Hello Kitty USB-HUB ON SALE!


Yahoo! News - Odd Summary

Couples to spend week in cable cars

SINGAPORE (Reuters) - Thirty-six couples have begun a stomach-churning competition this week to live for seven days in cable cars dangling above Singapore, vying for a $30,000 prize (16,000 pounds). By day two on Wednesday, 10 had dropped out, several after vomiting, which is banned in the "Survive the Sky" high-wire contest, and one when a 31-year-old was hit by diarrhoea.

30,000 dolares por una semana... hmm. vale la pena pensarlo.


Yahoo! News - Japan Cult Guru Daughter's College Place Revoked

Wako University said it had told the daughter of Shoko Asahara, founder of the Aum Shinri Kyo (Supreme Truth Sect), that she could not attend the university, despite passing an entrance exam, because her presence could be disruptive.

"Because of who she is, she is likely to prompt uneasiness within and without the school," the university's president, Osamu Mihashi, said in a statement on Wednesday.

yo si fuera ella, organizaba un ataque de gas... bastards.

Yahoo! News - Japan Cult Guru Daughter's College Place Revoked


Tuesday, March 16, 2004

Modelos de papel

Ligas generales a modelos de papel

Paper Toys - Paper Cut-Outs - Custom Paper Models at

y las verdaderas joyas:

Robots japoneses


Y los increibles modelos de Star Wars

Star Wars


From pirate dwarves to ninja elves...

Cortesia de Plastibag

como categoriza a sus amigos:

I have always considered the profound distinction between ninjas and pirates to be an absolute one. One was either ninja or pirate - there were no inbetweens. One personality type was skilled and proficient, elegant and silent, contained and constrained, honourable and spiritual. The other type loud and flamboyant, gregarious and unrestrained, life-loving and vigorous, passionate and strong. I thought all people must pledge their allegiance, or be categorised accordingly.

The other day at work, another binary pair was presented to me - a co-worker who doesn't declare people pirate or ninja, but instead elf or dwarf. For him, humanity falls into doers and thinkers - elves being elegant and timeless, conceptual and refined, abstract and beautiful while dwarves are practical and structural, hard-working and no-nonsense, down-to-earth smiths and makers.

para el resto de la teoria: | weblog | From pirate dwarves to ninja elves...


Yasumasa Morimura

Salio una historia en el reforma donde salia esta imagen:

para enseñarsela a alguien descubri esta galeria en la red de Yasumasa Morimura

now you can enjoy both

Yasumasa Morimura


Slashdot | City Officials Almost Ban Foam Cups

"The city of Aliso Viejo, CA nearly banned foam cups when they learned they are produced from a substance known as 'dihydrogen monoxide.' A paralegal working for the city apparantly found a professionally designed web site put up to describe the dangerous properties of this chemical. Apparantly, the report about Dihydrogen Monoxide was written by a then 14-year-old Nathan Zohner who was researching the gullibility of fifty ninth graders."

el resto de las ligas a los documentos originales en Slashdot

Slashdot | City Officials Almost Ban Foam Cups



"Anatole France
'When a thing has been said and well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.'"

Yahoo! News - American Panda Gets Sex-Ed Class in China

Chinese veterinarians have begun showing American-born panda Hua Mei sex-education videos featuring pandas mating to prepare her for "blind dates" with Chinese suitors, the official Xinhua News Agency reported Tuesday.

The 4-year-old animal, whose name means "China-America," arrived in China from San Diego in February. After her month of quarantine is complete, officials are hoping she will quickly mate with a panda at her new home, the Wolong Giant Panda Protection Research Center in southwestern China.

"We hope she can get pregnant by the end of March," said Wei Rongping, assistant director of the research center. "But first of all, she should have some sexual education."

Because Hua Mei has been in captivity since she was born, she has little knowledge of sex, so officials have shown her videos of mating pandas and brought her to see other pandas mating.

En otras palabras le estan enseñando pornografia, y tendencias voyeuristas....

great. Panda porn.

Yahoo! News - American Panda Gets Sex-Ed Class in China


Yahoo! News - South Korea suffers alien vengeance

North Korea has put the blame squarely on Washington for the impeachment of South Korean President Roh Moo-hyun, but the Raelian movement has linked the roots of the political crisis to a much higher power.

The Swiss-based group, which believes extraterrestrials created humankind, said Roh's predicament was a direct consequence of alien ire over his government's refusal to allow a leader of the group to visit South Korea last year.

"President Roh's misfortunes and sufferings including this impeachment motion are retributions by the Elohim because his government denied His Holiness Rael's entry to Korea," a statement from the International Raelian Movement said.

The movement says "Elohim", a biblical reference, refers to "those who came from the sky", supporting its belief that scientifically advanced aliens created life on earth.

Rael, whose real name is Claude Vorilhon, is the founder of the group, which says it has more than 60,000 members in 90 countries. The French-born founder said he had an extraterrestrial encounter in 1973 when he was told to prepare the way for an alien return to earth.

The statement said the group's founder was denied entry to South Korea on August 2 last year "on the pretext that he could cause social disorder by trying human cloning".

mientras que no salgan conque Lopez Obrador tambien le negó entrada a Rael...

Yahoo! News - South Korea suffers alien vengeance


eBay scamming teen faces 40 years jail

A teenager from Gainsville, Georgia, faces a possible 40 years in jail for ripping off eBay customers.

Grogory Klimeck, 19, is accused of advertising non-existent goods and pocketing more than $4,500 in payments.

In one instance, he advertised ATI Technologies All-in-Wonder video card and took 20 payments ranging from $20 to over $250. Police say he never had the video card in the first place.

The net closed on the evil criminal genius when complaints to the FBI's Internet Fraud Complaint Center were forwarded to local police. Klimeck now faces a date with the judge on 21 counts of theft by deception and one of racketeering. If convicted, he could be fined $20,000 or be breaking rocks for a sobering 40 years.

Which begs the question: what on earth happens to you down in Georgia if you do something really bad? We suspect it involves a gurney, straps, needles and a viewing gallery packed with enraged relatives. You have been warned.

y al fulano que vendia muchachas por internet... bien gracias

The Register


BBC NEWS | Technology | Fake job ads mask credit card scam

Este era el scam mas o menos.

Ladrones ponen un sitio o clonan un sitio de donaciones en internet. Contratan a gente para ser sus gerentes de distribución y les mandan los objetos robados. Que terminan en Rusia...

The job ads hide their real origins by claiming to be posted by charities looking for people to forward donations made by hi-tech firms.

Those taking the job are promised a fee for every package forwarded.

Student Sebastien Thibault, who lives in Edinburgh, responded to an advert for a "correspondence manager" on the website in February.

Text on the ad read: "As we receive donations from all over the world we need assistants who could receive charity, sort, store, and make it ready for dispatching to the orphanages, following the instructions of our managers."

Soon after his job application was accepted parcels started turning up at his home that he was asked to forward to an address in Russia.

BBC NEWS | Technology | Fake job ads mask credit card scam


Yahoo! News - Singapore May End Ban on Chewing Gum

boo hoo. Que paso con el oral sex ban o el same sex partner ban???

otra historia de los gobiernos cediendo ante la presion de las corporaciones

SINGAPORE - Singapore is set to partially lift its famous ban on chewing gum this week, but those yearning to blow bubbles or freshen their breath will have to settle for a chewy nicotine substitute.

Starting Thursday, the tightly controlled city-state will allow the sale of Nicorette — a nicotine gum for smokers trying to quit.

The government last year agreed to relax its 12-year ban on chewing gum to allow the sale of brands that health authorities consider "therapeutic" as part of a free-trade agreement with the United States that took effect Jan. 1.

Pfizer, the company that makes Nicorette, will send senior executives to Singapore to officially launch the gum, the company said in a statement.

Squeaky-clean Singapore outlawed the import, manufacture and sale of chewing gum in 1992 because of complaints that spent wads were fouling the city-state's tidy pavements, buildings, buses and subway trains.

But gum became a sticking point in free-trade talks with Washington when Rep. Philip Crane of Illinois pressed for Singapore to lift the ban on all gum. Crane represents Chicago, the home of chewing gum giant Wrigley.

Singapore resisted, agreeing only to allow sales of "therapeutic" gum in pharmacies.

Critics of Singapore's strict laws on media, behavior and politics have often cited the chewing gum ban as an example of the government's legal excesses.

Yahoo! News - Singapore May End Ban on Chewing Gum


Yahoo! News - Boy Grabs Knife After Dad Pulls Plug on Videogame

I'll kill you. just like I killed those zombies dad.

A 13-year-old Hong Kong boy flew into a rage and threatened his parents with a kitchen knife after his father pulled the plug on his computer game, police said on Monday.

"The boy's mother told police the boy was thrashing about with a knife. Nobody was charged," a police spokeswoman said.

The father managed to overpower the boy and no one was injured in the fracas early on Sunday morning, a local newspaper reported.

The father pulled the plug on the game at around midnight when the boy refused to stop playing and go to bed.

Yahoo! News - Boy Grabs Knife After Dad Pulls Plug on Videogame


Yahoo! News - Desperate Afghan makes an ass out of himself

mejor titulo: Desperate Afghan makes an ass... his.

A frustrated Afghan soldier who could not afford to get married has been released without charge after being caught having sex with a donkey, police say.

The soldier, who was not identified, was detained for several days last week after a young boy spotted him with the animal in an abandoned house in the southeastern town of Gardez.

"The man insisted he had no other choice but the donkey because he could not afford to pay a dowry to get married," a local police officer told Reuters.

The man had since been released without charge, he said.

In many parts of Afghanistan men must pay at least $3,000 (1,650 pounds) to the parents of their prospective bride, making marriage difficult for many in a country where the average annual income is only a few hundred dollars.

Under the strict Islamic rule of the fundamentalist Taliban regime overthrown in 2001, sex outside of marriage or bestiality were punished by stoning to death or flogging.

ok... levanten la mano los que pensaron que el afgano... era un perro.

este ponchorama estuvo muy animalistico....

Yahoo! News - Desperate Afghan makes an ass out of himself


Monday, March 15, 2004

The Sect of Homokaasu

Herramienta de la Secta de Homokaasu que te permite agrandar cualquier imagen con algunos efectos para agrandarla.
The Sect of Homokaasu, Rasterbator

si recuerdan la secta de Homokaasu fue los que median los sitios en Evil or Good.

un update de dos blogs

ScarBear Chronicles
This site is certified 22% EVIL by the Gematriculator

This site is certified 78% GOOD by the Gematriculator

Land of the Master
This site is certified 33% EVIL by the Gematriculator

This site is certified 67% GOOD by the Gematriculator


Tortugas ninja...

Y las biblias de Tijuana.

la liga lleva a una pelicula en quicktime... una animacion semi erotica, semi bestialidad...

en corto una de las tortugas le pone con Abril.


TMNTijuana Bible

otro dato curioso...

la direccion esta en un servidor de harvard...

nice work they do up there eh?

| | Your computer is dirtier than a toilet (March 12, 2004)

o como yo lo llamo, otra buena razón para no ir a trabajar...

KEYBOARDS, computer mice and telephone dials are more infested with microbes than toilet seats, according to a University of Arizona study.

The study recommends that office workstations be regularly disinfected since they can on average contain 400 times as many germs as a toilet seat, said Charles Gerba, a University of Arizona microbiologist.

According to the study, telephones harboured up to 25,127 germs per square inch, keyboards 3295 and computer mice 1676. The average office contains 20,961 germs per square inch.

"Desks are really bacteria cafeterias," Mr Gerba said in a press release. "They are breakfast bars, lunch tables and everything else, as we spend more hours at the office.

"When someone is infected with a cold or flu bug, the surfaces they touch during the day become germ-transfer points because some cold and flu viruses can survive on surfaces for up to 72 hours," he added. "An office can become an incubator." | Your computer is dirtier than a toilet (March 12, 2004)


Russian - Music Bands & Musicians Nesting Dolls / Matryoshkas


eBay halts auction of Vietnamese girls

eBay last week pulled the plug on an attempt to sell three Vietnamese women to the highest bidder. The Taiwanese user, who wanted at least TWD180,000 ($5392) for the trio, has had his eBay membership terminated, the company said.

y yo no puedo encontrar una maldita pluma fuente pilot vanishing point.... pero claro menores a la venta... a eso si.

The Register


Sunday, March 14, 2004

Dominicano con erecciòn de 8 dias.

Los médicos que atienden desde hace ocho días a un dominicano de 25 años afectado por una prolongada erección del pene estudiaban el viernes diversos tratamientos antes de proceder a una intervención quirúrgica que aumentaría el riesgo de impotencia, según un funcionario del centro donde está ingresado.

Ignacio Cabrera, quien fue ingresado el viernes de la semana pasada en el hospital regional José María Cabral y Báez, de Santiago, unos 164 kilómetros al norte de Santo Domingo, no ha respondido a los diversos tratamientos que los médicos le han puesto.

pero que comio, o que se tomo el hombre para obtener ese resultado??

"Alega que sólo comió pure de papa"

funny stuff


ashkan sahihi

yep, its cum.

yep, its art.

es una serie de fotos de personas con ... cum in their faces...

ashkan sahihi


The Bovine Rectal Palpation Simulator

Bovine rectal palpation is a difficult procedure for veterinary students to learn and requires considerable practice to accurately identify structures. The majority of teaching takes place on farms with veterinary surgeons but it is increasingly difficult to ensure all students develop skills adequately by the time of graduation. This is partly due to the increased number of students in each year and reduced access to cows. Additionally, when a student is examining a cow the teacher is unable to observe what the student is palpating and the student may not be able to describe their hand position inside the cow. Therefore it is difficult for the teacher to instruct the student in the procedure.

The simulator was initially developed during an MSc project as an interactive teaching tool for veterinary students and may provide a way of supplementing existing training methods. The simulator uses haptic technology which allows the user to interact with a virtual environment through their sense of touch. While using the Bovine Rectal Palpation Simulator the student palpates virtual objects resembling parts of the reproductive tract inside the rear-half of a fibreglass cow. The teacher can visualise the student's actions on a screen and therefore provide training and guidance. The project uses the PHANToM force-feedback haptic device, supplied by SensAble Technologies.

yeah whatever... but what is this guy doing?

a little bovine looove?

The Bovine Rectal Palpation Simulator


..:: adidas slugs ::..

comercial de la marca Adidas... dos cosas. a)Its funny y B) Reconocen la ciudad donde esta grabado??

..:: adidas slugs ::..

y si puedo preguntar... por què hay una mujer asiatica?


Nintendo (pinata)

Video de Turnkpike Films del mundo visto desde la perspectiva de una piñata...

Nintendo (pinata)


Friday, March 12, 2004

BBC NEWS | Technology | Xbox gets soccer boost from PES

Xbox football fans are in for a treat, with the acclaimed Pro Evolution Soccer game coming to Microsoft's console.

Konami has announced that it is planning to release a version for the Xbox towards the end of the year.

Previously, the bestseller could only be played on the PlayStation.

"We are delighted to be bringing what is rightly seen as the pinnacle of football titles to a new legion of fans," said Kunio Neo, Konami of Europe president.

finalmente... Pro Evolution en el Xbox...

BBC NEWS | Technology | Xbox gets soccer boost from PES


Yahoo! News - 81-year-old jailed for killing ill husband

An 81-year-old woman has been sentenced to two years in prison after she admitted killing her husband because she was tired of caring for him.

Audrey Hingston told police last year that her 83-year-old husband Eric was stabbed to death as he confronted burglars at the couple's home in Devon, southwest England.

She then changed her story, saying he had committed suicide, but later admitted she killed him.

The prosecution accepted Hingston's manslaughter plea on grounds of diminished responsibility, a Plymouth Crown Court spokeswoman said on Friday.

The court heard that Eric Hingston, who was found dead in August 2003, suffered from heart problems and asthma.

dos años? bueno...

Yahoo! News - 81-year-old jailed for killing ill husband



Ed Gardner
'Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.'

Jerry Seinfeld
'It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.'

Laurence J. Peter
'An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.'"

Bill Lyon
'If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.'

Tom Stoppard
'We're actors - we're the opposite of people.'"


Yahoo! News - Powerball Winner Robbed Twice in a Week

The man who won the largest single lottery jackpot in U.S. history has had a run of bad luck this week: He's been robbed twice and sued.

Police said the business office of Jack Whittaker, who hit the $314.9 million Powerball jackpot on Christmas 2002, was broken into Tuesday and $2,000 was taken.

On Thursday, Whittaker's vehicle at his home was broken into and property was stolen. State Police spokesman Sgt. Jay Powers said he could not release details.

No arrests have been made.

314.9 millones.... y por ser robado dos veces... he's not so lucky??? I don't think so.

Yahoo! News - Powerball Winner Robbed Twice in a Week


Yahoo! News - Japanese horse on a losing streak romps home

The skittish chestnut mare, who has lost 105 races in a row since her debut, has rescued ailing Kochi Race Course from being shut down, is set to star in a movie, and is guaranteed a cushy retirement instead of a trip to the slaughterhouse.

Haru-urara was in danger of sharing the fate of other equine losers last summer when officials at the race course, whose books were again in the red despite a bail-out by the prefecture, thought maybe her losing streak could help them hit pay dirt.

After a local paper wrote that her 100th loss was in sight, national media seized on the saga, depicting the horse as a symbol of the Japanese people's "never-give-up" pertinacity.

so... you can win for losing.

Yahoo! News - Japanese horse on a losing streak romps home


Thursday, March 11, 2004

Foto galeria del mercado de pescado de Tokio.

over 2,800 tons of fish per day, over 780,000 tons of fish per year. over 450 species of fish. welcome to tsukiji, the inanimate aquarium . 109 pictures.



Edward Penishands VHS Video Movie

Cuando le preguntaron a Johnny Depp, que si habia visto "Edward Penishands" la adaptacion porno de Edward Scissorhands, el dijo que sí, que se la mando Tim Burton o alguien, y que le parecio comica.

Edward Penishands VHS Video Movie


Disneyland Lettering

Dos ligas disneyanas.

La primera fotos de las tipografias del parque

Disneyland Lettering - Photographs by Corey Holmes

y la segunda a tipos para bajar

Disney Fonts list


The World's Funniest Collection of Masturbation Synonyms

Una mega lista de sinonimos para la masturbación:

For women:

Applying nail polish remover
Auditioning the finger puppets
Brushing your afro
Buttering your bagel
Checking for squirrels
Checking the foxhole
Checking the oil
Checking the status of the I/O port
Cleaning my fur coat
Coaxing the genie out of the magic lamp
Defrosting the freezer
Dialing the rotary phone
Diggin' the stench trench
Digging for my keys
Doing my nails

for Men:

A date with Mrs. Palmer and her 5 slut daughters
Auditioning the hand puppet
Badgering the witness
Beating the fuck out of your best friend
Beating the shit out of your incapacitated midget
Beating the snot outta Rotney
Beating the snotty end of my fuck stick
Blueball baseball
Calling down for more Mayo
Calling in the National Guard to assist you in a strategic crisis
Caping the crusader
Cheating on your other hand

para la lista completa, seguir la liga:

The World's Funniest Collection of Masturbation Synonyms


Robotcop III

Y no, no es la mala pelicula:

HONG KONG: There is a new cop on the block in Hong Kong, all set to teach the public how to combat crime.

But the man in blue stands out for being the first of his kind in the territory - he is actually a robot.


After two predecessors from the US, Robotcop The Third is "born-and-bred", so to speak, in Hong Kong.

He was conceptualised and built by the best researchers at the Hong Kong University of Science and Technology.

But his key features actually came from several students who won a Robotcop design competition.

It might cost around HK$300,000 to develop and build, but the service it provides the Hong Kong crime prevention drive is priceless.


Yahoo! News - Report: Singapore Sperm Banks Drying Up

Singapore's sperm banks are almost completely empty with only five men coming forward to donate last year, it was reported Wednesday. And no women gave up their eggs in 2003

5 hombres en un año???

No cabe duda que tener leyes sexuales tan estrictas tiene sus resultados negativos....

hmm. deberian hablar con la artista de los cumshots....

o sera crimen en singapore...

Yahoo! News - Report: Singapore Sperm Banks Drying Up

| - Meat from accused killer's farm may have contained human remains - Mar 10, 2004

Algo que no quieres oir de tu carnicero:

Pork products processed and distributed from the farm of accused Canadian serial killer Robert Pickton may have contained human remains, police and health officials said Wednesday. - Meat from accused killer's farm may have contained human remains - Mar 10, 2004

y algo que no seria tan molesto de tu proveedor de verduras o tu gerente de super:

Dutch customs officers have found a novel ingredient after they checked a Moldovan truck containing barrels of tomato paste -- cocaine.

The government said on Thursday officers who checked the truck on February 24 with a special scanner found that four of the 944 barrels of paste contained some 100 kilos (220 lb) of cocaine with a street value of 4.4 million euros (3 million pounds).

Yahoo! News - Dutch find cocaine in tomato paste


Wednesday, March 10, 2004

Blog en portugues de una maestra de historia

Un tesoro encontrado en la red:

que eu conheci ontem) de José Clemente Orozco, uma das peças da tríade do muralismo mexicano.
A exposição "Poemario" que se encontra na Pinacoteca da Estação é composta de algumas telas, litogravuras, desenhos e esboços do pintor mexicano.
De maneira geral, observa-se que a pintura de Orozco assumia a perspectiva dos povos oprimidos. Nela encontram-se bem demarcadas as diferenças sociais do seu México _ na realidade, da América Latina ou dos povos subdesenvolvidos. Claro, que alguns quadros revelam um aspecto místico, mas mesmo estes não se desligam desse caráter político.
Outro ponto, é na própria composição: traços, pinceladas e até mesmo alguns materiais e técnicas utilizadas ajudam a configurar a força da obra. Assim, é notável uma convergência entre conteúdo e forma. Pelo menos pra mim isso é válido: as litografias, principalmente mas não somente elas, são capazes de conferir maior expressão à obra _ não foi à toa que os expressionistas alemães usaram e abusaram da fórmula.
Desse modo, o que se vê nas pinturas de Orozco é a dor, a desolação, a tragédia (a litografia de uma mulher, pra mim, uma mãe, com as mãos tampando seu rosto é fortíssima nesse sentido).
"A casa branca" e o "Menino Morto" (esse lembra muito "O enterro da criança morta" do Portinari) também revelam esse drama. No primeiro, o que se vê é uma escuridão profunda e dois seres assustados em fuga.
Em outra litografia, denominada "Massas" estão milhares de pessoas, com as bocas sobressalentes. Bocas famintas, bocas manipuláveis? Que bocas seriam essas? O que elas estariam pedindo? Será que hoje não temos bocas assim, esperando? As veias continuam abertas e o sangue escorrendo.
Por último, a litografia "Turistas". De cima, turistas: elegantes, bem vestidos, portando binóculos para enxergar melhor o povo exótico e pitoresco que está na sua frente. Este povo exótico, faminto, miserável, pitoresco com seu cocar e o seu crucifixo. O cocar e o crucifixo... mais emblemático impossível... Triste!
"Uma pintura é um poema e nada mais.
Um poema feito de relações entre formas, como outras categorias de poemas
são feitas de relações entre palavras, sons ou idéias.
A escultura e arquitetura são também relações entre formas.
Esta palavra forma inclui cor, tom, proporção, linha, etc."
José Clemente Orozco



guest link:

de algun lado tenian que sacar todas las imagenes que usan en los foros...



hey, si no lo entienden... no lo han visto.

don't hate the player... hate the game.


Daily News - Saga game addict dies at his computer

Saga game addict dies at his computer
March 9, 2004

Hong Kong: A computer-game addict in western China collapsed and died at his screen after playing the popular online game, Saga, non-stop for 20 hours.

The 31-year-old began playing the game regularly at an internet cafe in Chengdu, Sichuan province, three months before his death, according to the South China Morning Post.

An employee at the cafe said he would play for more than 10 hours a day and was found dead at the weekend after a marathon 20-hour session

todo mata estos dias...

Daily News - Saga game addict dies at his computer


Dispositivo de Belkin

Que convierte al ipod en una opcion para guardar fotos de la camara digital.

Esta opcion es mucho mejor que comprar el MuVo y sacarle el disco duro.

Si ya tienes un iPod, ahora tambien tienes un disco duro para imagenes movil.

The Apple Store (U.S.)


Why Software Quality Matters

Or "Software con fallas mata!!!"

As software spreads from computers to the engines of automobiles to robots in factories to X-ray machines in hospitals, defects are no longer a problem to be managed. They have to be predicted and excised. Otherwise, unanticipated uses will lead to unintended consequences. For proof, look no further than the cancer patients in Panama who died after being overdosed by a Cobalt-60 radiotherapy machine. Or ask the technicians who plugged data into the software that guided that machine, and are now charged with second-degree murder.

when software kills.

Es hora de demandar a microsoft...

Why Software Quality Matters


Más citas:

George Price
'Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't the fine line between sanity and madness gotten finer?'

Clyde B. Aster
'When someone tells you something defies description, you can be pretty sure he's going to have a go at it anyway.'

Samuel McChord Crothers
'Try as hard as we may for perfection, the net result of our labors is an amazing variety of imperfectness. We are surprised at our own versatility in being able to fail in so many different ways.'

W. Somerset Maugham
'People ask for criticism, but they only want praise.'"


Yahoo! News - British Girl Named Diot Coke in 1379

Naming your child after a popular soft drink could be seen as a little bit faddish, but the parents of young Diot Coke might be forgiven — they gave their baby daughter the name way back in 1379.

Researchers at Britain's National Archives believe that the little girl, born in West Riding in Yorkshire, was the unfortunate victim of the corruption of the name Dionisia. One of the diminutives derived from that name on its path to the modern day Denise was Diot.

The girl's surname is believed to be a variation on the name Cook.

Archivist George Redmonds, writing in the organization's Ancestors magazine, discovered in his scrutiny of the birth archives that names now considered to be masculine, such as Philip and Thomas, were once used for girls in the 14th century.

Redmonds also found that names such as Godelena, Helwise, Idony, Avice and Dionisia were more popular than some of the names now considered traditional, such as Mary.

mi nombre favorito sigue siendo Masiosare... very japanesey...

y si suena a un extraño enemigo...

Yahoo! News - British Girl Named Diot Coke in 1379


Tuesday, March 09, 2004

Top Ten Rules of Indian Film-Making

Las diez reglas del cine hindú:

Since I am sick and tired of people here asking me perfectly logical questions when seeing indian movies or giving the TV those trademark ‘looks’ when something beyond their wildest dreams happens (especially during an action sequence: the hero cutting an in-flight bullet in half with his pen-knife, for example), I’ve decided to put up this really old list one just has to remember when watching a bollywood movie (“bollywood” being the indian “hollywood”). Here you go:

Two brothers separated in childhood will always grow up on different sides of the law. The law-breaker, however, will suddenly turn over a new leaf before the end, bash up the villain (who is the real bad guy), and be pardoned for all his sins before the last-scene family reunion. (This is possible only if he has a heroine - see Rule 2 below).

If the number of heroes is not equal to the number of heroines, the excess heroes/heroines will:
(a) Die
(b) Join the Red Cross and take off to Switzerland before the end of the movie.

If there are 2 heroes in a movie, they will fight each other savagely for at least 5 minutes (10 if they are brothers).

Any court scene will have the dialogue “Objection Melod!”. If it is said by the hero, or his lawyer, it will be sustained. Else, it will be overruled.

The hero’s sister will usually marry the hero’s best friend (i.e. the second hero). Else, she will be raped by the villain within the 1st 30 minutes and commit suicide.

In a chase, the hero will always overtake the villain, even on a bullock-cart, or on foot.

When the hero fires at the villain(s), he will never:
(a) miss
(b) run out of bullets.

When the villain fires at the hero, he will always miss (unless the hero is required to die, as in rule 2).

Any fight sequence shall take place in the vicinity of a stack of:
(a) pots
(b) barrels
(c) glass bottles,
all of which will be smashed to pieces.

Any movie involving lost+found brothers will have a song sung by:
(a) the brothers
(b) their blind mother (but of course, she has to be blind in order to regain her sight in the climax)
(c) the family dog/cat.
The amazing thing is that these folks remember the song after 20 years in the movie, and you can’t remember it 2 minutes after coming out of the theatre.

Police inspectors (when not played by the hero) come in three categories:
(a) Scrupulously honest, probably the hero’s father - killed by the villain before the titles.
(b) Honest, but always chasing the anti-hero (as in Rule 1), saying “Tum kanoon se bach nahin sakte” (“You can’t escape from the Law”), only to pat him in the back in reel 23. Usually, this inspector’s daughter is in love with the anti-hero.
(c) The corrupt inspector, (usually the *real* villain’s sidekick) unceremoniously knocked about by the hero(s) in the climax.

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The Museum Of Bad Art (MOBA)

El Museo de Arte Malo... y la pieza que lo empezó todo:

Lucy in the Field with Flowers

The Museum Of Bad Art (MOBA)


quotes, quotes.

Blake Clark
'Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision.'

Niels Bohr
'An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.'"

| Magazine Features - Brown is Beautiful

Galleria de una artista que modifica el estilo de los pantallas japonesas

like so: Magazine Features - Brown is Beautiful


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Como lucir yakuza tattoos, sin dolor.

and for the ladies

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Domestic Violence TV Show Leads to Shooting

Tv kills people...

An Oklahoma woman shot her husband to death during a fight after the couple watched a daytime TV talk show on how to survive domestic violence, officials say.

Teri Lynn Carver, 35 is not facing charges for gunning down her husband Cecil, 38, at their home in the northeastern Oklahoma town of Rose because evidence at the scene suggested the death was an accident, District Attorney Gene Haynes said Monday.

Police and prosecutors said the couple was in bed on Feb. 24 smoking marijuana and watching a Montel Williams TV talk show on surviving a lover's attack. Teri told her husband that his actions resembled those of abusive husbands featured on the show, which caused Cecil to turn violent.

Cecil then struck his wife, fetched a handgun and fired a shot into the bed's headboard near Teri to show that he did not like his wife calling him a violent partner, police said, citing a statement the wife gave to investigators.

Teri then called for help and when her husband tried to wrestle the phone away from her, she reached for the gun. Teri shot her husband in the arm and the bullet entered his chest, killing him, police said.

Yahoo! News - Domestic Violence TV Show Leads to Shooting


Yahoo! News - McDonald's Salad Has More Fat Than Cheeseburger


Global hamburger giant McDonald's latest line in healthy looking salads may contain more fat than its hamburgers, according to the company's Web Site.

McDonald's, plagued by health critics and flattening sales, has launched the biggest change to its menu in 30 years with its plans to get into the multi-million pound prepared salad market.

"You can choose your salad, topping and dressing. You can mix and match to suit your diet and lifestyle," said a McDonald's spokeswoman.

However, consumers hoping to lose weight by switching from burgers to salads may be disappointed, according to the Interactive Nutrition Counter on the McDonald's Web site.

For example, on the new menu to be launched at the end of this month, a "Caesar salad with Chicken Premiere" contains 18.4 grams of fat compared with 11.5 grams of fat in a standard cheeseburger.

Yahoo! News - McDonald's Salad Has More Fat Than Cheeseburger


Police: Woman Tried to Pass Fake $1M Bill

Dumb and dumber?

COVINGTON, Ga. - A woman was caught trying to use a fake $1 million bill to buy $1,675 worth of merchandise at a Wal-Mart, and was later found with two more of the bills in her purse, police said.

The United States Treasury does not make $1 million bills, but people can buy souvenirs of such a bill at some stores, police said.

Yahoo! News - Police: Woman Tried to Pass Fake $1M Bill


Monday, March 08, 2004

Romanian Vampires

Haunted by "strigoi" - the undead - villagers on the slopes of the Carpathian mountains exhume a corpse from the graveyard and drive a stake through its heart to banish the evil spirit.

They burn the remains of the heart, mix the ashes with water from the local well and drink it, to complete the macabre ritual.

Scenes from a shlock vampire B-movie? No; all this took place in February 2004 at a village in Dolj County, south-western Romania, according to Romanian Antena 1 TV news.

But the "Strigoi Show", as the TV dubbed it light-heartedly, has prompted such a stir about local customs and culture, the national press is questioning whether the ex-communist Balkan country will truly be ready to enter the European Union in 2007.

Under the headline "Ancestral habits at odds with modern European civilization," the independent national daily Evenimentul Zilei commented that such events were the "law of the land" in rural Romania.

BBC NEWS | Europe | Death rite unnerves Romanian EU bid


Dancing sailors to promote MSDF

The Defense Agency will start running a publicity ad Monday for the Maritime Self-Defense Force on video billboards featuring seven young dancers in sailor uniforms performing on the deck of a destroyer.

Dancers in sailors' uniforms perform on the deck of a destroyer in this video clip promoting the Maritime Self-Defense Force. PHOTO COURTESY OF DEFENSE AGENCY

A Maritime Staff Office public relations officer said the pros and cons of the rather lighthearted production -- a far cry from the MSDF's sober image -- were taken into account.

"We hope it will serve as a gateway for people to get to know the MSDF," the officer said.

para ver el comercial:


para el resto del articulo...

The Japan Times Online

En cuanto aumentara el numero de marineros gays en Japon... digo, hombres, no competition y musicales para acabarla....


Friday, March 05, 2004


Blaise Pascal
"I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man's being unable to sit still in a room."

"It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets."


Nuclear Capable Nations

De los mismos creadores de los metros del mundo.

las 44 naciones con capacidad nuclear del mundo....

de interes...

el pequeño cuerno de la abundancia.


Nuclear Capable Nations


Thursday, March 04, 2004


De vez en cuando me entra la fiebre maquera... Y desempolvo mi powerbook 1400 para que me pegue la nostalgia...

pero ahora si necesito una mac... solo por este dispositivo:

TikiMac es tambien la casa de DevilDuck...


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