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Un sitio donde hay figuras de accion de la mayoria de las religiones


incluyendo por supuesto a Elvis.






Welcome to Archie McPhee Online

Moblogs

Si no saben que son los moblogs (blogs con updates por medio de dispositivo movil) o quieren saber como poner uno en su sitio


cortesia de Pete Rojas de Engadget

Yahoo! News - Airline Pilot Caught Dozing in Flight

Hey para eso inventaron el piloto automatico


TOKYO (Reuters) - A pilot for Japan's All Nippon Airways fell asleep at the controls for several minutes while on a domestic flight and had to be awakened by a government inspector who was traveling in the cockpit.

A spokesman for the airline said on Friday that the 50-year-old pilot, whose name was not released, dozed off while flying on March 23 from Tokyo's Haneda airport to the western prefecture of Yamaguchi, a trip that takes about an hour. An official from the Transport Ministry, who was in the cockpit for a routine inspection, woke the pilot after he fell asleep as the plane was cruising at 12,000 meters (36,000 feet), but he dozed off again and had to be awakened a second time. "He was asleep for two or three minutes," the spokesman said.

The spokesman said there was no danger to passengers since the plane was on auto-pilot and the co-pilot was also present. The pilot, who has been suspended, is undergoing medical tests.


Yahoo! News - Airline Pilot Caught Dozing in Flight

TechTV | Dark Tip: Free DVD Backup

cortesia de TechTv... como hacer backups de dvds.


Step 1: Decrypt the DVD

Production companies encrypt DVDs, so you'll need to decrypt the video files before you can do anything else. Insert the DVD into your DVD drive and run an application called DVD Decrypter. It will decrypt (go figure) and store the disc's video object (VOB) files to your hard drive. You're going to need at least 10GB of free hard-drive space per DVD.



DVD Decrypter


Step 2: Shrink the DVD

Store-bought DVD movies use dual-layered discs to store twice as much information as home-burned DVDs. You'll need to shrink the VOB files you just decrypted so they can fit on a single DVD-R or DVD+R disc. Using an application called DVD Shrink, select the features, scenes, and compression rate for your final DVD backup. Click the Backup button to begin the burn.



DVD Shrink


Step 3: Burn your DVD

Assuming you have a DVD-burning application installed, the burning process should begin when you click the Backup button from Step 2. If you still need burning software, I recommend Nero and Pinnacle Instant Copy.


If you need more Dark Tip-like DVD-burning advice, visit Doom9.net. Enjoy your new backup DVD!

TechTV | Dark Tip: Free DVD Backup

notmyself.com | no one had ever looked at me like you (before you did)

notmyself.com | no one had ever looked at me like you (before you did):


"Today I bring you reasons why my iPod is better than a boyfriend:

01. My iPod only listens to the music I want to listen to.
02. My iPod is cheaper (factoring in a decent, say six month to a year relationship).
03. My iPod always does what I tell it to.
04. I don't have to change myself for my iPod (e.g. pretend I'm not a middle-class yuppie white girl, pretend ghetto rap is a legitimate genre of music).
05. My iPod doesn't mind going on long car rides (or anywhere, for that matter) with me.
06. My iPod requires little to no maintenance.
07. My iPod is always there for me.
08. When I'm sad, my iPod always has a song to cheer me up.
09. My iPod can play games with me and keep track of my appointments.
10. My iPod motivates me at the gym.
11. My iPod doesn't have an opinion on anything I think or do.
12. My iPod has a user-friendly interface.
13. My iPod doesn't need to spend time with 'the boys.'
14. My iPod has software upgrades.
15. My iPod can go for eight hours at a time."

XENOPHILIA (The Band)

Despues de encontrar un par de estas imagenes creativas en mi camara digital, me interese por el tema y les presento una guia de como hacer imagenes sexuales utilizando solo sus dedos y una camara digital:


ejemplo:

de esto:



se llega a esto:



XENOPHILIA (The Band)

Ananova - Penis explodes during sex

O.K. otra vez. Penis explodes during sex...


ouch


Doctors in Romania are treating a 28-year-old whose penis exploded while he was making love to his girlfriend.

Ilarie Coroiu was taken to hospital in the Transylvanian town of Cluj after his girlfriend, Magdalena, 18, "felt something strange" and noticed that the bed was covered in blood.

Dr Angela Domocos, head of the accident and emergency department at Cluj General Hospital, said: "It is very rare for this to happen. We call it an exploded penis because it happens when the blood cavities in the penis burst.

"I don't know what this couple were playing at, but there must have been tremendous pressure inside the penis to make this happen."

Mr Coroiu is now recovering after an operation to stop the bleeding.

Only in Transilvania my friends...

eso me recuerda que proximamente se estrena Van Helsing, which is soooo going to rock the party!


Ananova - Penis explodes during sex

Yahoo! News - Tamale Chef Kills Friend, Cooks Him

Es probable que ya hayan oido esta. pero se me hizo interesante el "Tamale Chef" hehehehe. chef...


A Mexican cook killed his drinking buddy, cut up his body and boiled him in herbs, according to police who fear he may have been turning him into tamales.

Prosecutors said on Wednesday they had arrested Carlos Machuca, a tamale-maker, at his home in the western city of Morelia on Tuesday, after receiving an anonymous phone tip.

Officers found a man's mutilated corpse in the living room and body parts simmering in aluminum saucepans on the patio, state prosecutors told Reuters

Yahoo! News - Tamale Chef Kills Friend, Cooks Him

Edicciòn de Video

3 Ligas para los aficionados a la edicion de video. Dos opciones gratis y una cara.



Una version Demo de Avid, que si bien no es la mejor, si sirve de introducciòn al mundo de edicción no linear.

Avid Free DV


Y para crear storyboards existe estas version en freeware Storyboard tools:

Storyboard Tools


Y el maletin de edicción de video profesional de sony:



Now Sony is coming out with Anycast, a switcher, audio mixer, camera controller and character generator in a single briefcase. It also has an on-board Real video encoder to send out a live stream. Costs $20,000, weighs 15 lbs, available in August

la imagen no esta jalando, pero chequen el sitio


Lost Remote: Production truck in a briefcase

:::Stop Bad Ads:::

No se si estoy en contra o a favor de este tipo de propuestas. Es un poco la logica de "El enemigo de tu enemigo, tu amigo?"

Clarificando, el sitio es de unos "creativos" que basicamente teorizan que los anuncios serian mejores si el cliente no se metiera tanto en el producto final. Algo asi como zapatero a tus zapatos. Esto lo ilustran con un comercial en el cual un ladron llega en la noche. El perro vigia se da cuenta. Y de repente sale el dueño a ladrarle al ladron. El perro tiene cara de... "este wy..." y ese es el punto. Si nos contrataste dejanos trabajar en paz.

Digo nadie es amigo de las grandes corporaciones (a excepcion de todos los gobiernos mundiales) pero tomar el lado de los "creativos"?


ack, me molesta el termino "creativos", no porque lo sean o no, pero la palabra esta mal utilizada. Digo si querian satisfacer sus mega egos se hubieran puesto "dioses" desde el principio no?? Allah es el unico creador. punto.

"profetas" tambien hubiera funcionado...



:::Stop Bad Ads:::

Citas

"Martin Luther King Jr.
'It may be true that the law cannot make a man love me, but it can stop him from lynching me, and I think that's pretty important.'"


John Lennon
'Would those of you in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry.'"

CNP Assurances

guest link:

Animaciones en flash de una aseguradora francesa


just click ok?

CNP

The Sound of Mathematics - Recursion

Si alguna vez les intereso escuchar la secuencia de Fibonacci aqui pueden hacerlo:

The Sound of Mathematics - Recursion

y si no saben que es la secuencia numerica de Fibonacci aqui pueden enterarse:

Fibonacci

sitio en flash:

Flash Fibonacci

Rejected iPod Engravings

Lista de grabados que fueron rechazados durante la promocion de Apple de grabado gratis en la compra de un iPod

Lick My Shiny Metal Ass
I play with myself
CDs are for amish people!
Your mamma uses a walkman.
10,000 Stolen Tunes Inside
Scratch your balls, not my metal
10,000 reasons to ignore my wife


entre otros


Rejected iPod Engravings

Bay Area Hip Hop Dictionary

Si alguna vez estuvieron buscando un diccionario de hip-hop y gansta living. Ya no busquen mas aqui tengo dos muy buenos.

Bay Area Hip Hop Dictionary

Donde encontre gemas como:

AK-13 - Sureno.
AK-14 - Norteno.
Chong - marijuana laced with crack cocaine.
Killa Sharks- The people of San Jose
Lex-luther- Lexus (car)
Sucka Free - Meaning San Francisco. Free from all you suckas.
Surenos - Surenos, Sur, Southerners, or the number 13 which stands for "M" referring to the Mexican Mafia.

heheheh mexican mafia.... hehehe.

y Urban Dictionary donde tu puedes ayudar a definir algunas palabras. ejemplo:

fo' shizzle my nizzle


"fo shizzle ma nizzle" is a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah nigga" which is a bastdardization of "I concur with you whole heartedly my African american brother"

y en la misma lista de definiciones:

fo' shizzle my nizzle


Originated in medival England in the 17th century, this phrase has changed in meaning completely, from the orignal shorthand denotation of "Alas! An advasary has come upon us! To the catupults!" to the modern definition of "Please grease up my penis."

Old: Bartholomew, the dastardly barbains are attacking! Foe Shizle mine nizle!

New: Bitch step up! Fo shizzle my nizzle!



hehehehe. to the catapults.

para mas y mejores visiten las ligas.

Yahoo! News - Drive-Ins the Hot, 'New' Thing in China

Yo sabia que en algun lugar los autocinemas tenians que seguir siendo populares.



"We all work so hard nowadays that after work you want to be lighthearted," said Liu Xiu, who came to the Maple Motor Cinema to see "The Last Samurai." Also in the family's year-old Citroen sedan were her husband and 5-year-old daughter.


"And what could be more relaxing than watching a movie from your car?" Liu said.


Drive-ins, fading into history in the United States, are an exciting novelty in China, whose economic boom is creating an urban class that can afford to buy cars — and wants the newest thrill.



otra buena razon para mudarse a china... no tengo idea cuales seran las otras de todas maneras.


Yahoo! News - Drive-Ins the Hot, 'New' Thing in China

Yahoo! News - Dutch doctors admit sex with patients

Four percent of Dutch male doctors have admitted having sexual contact with one or more patients, a survey shows.

Citing Leusink's results, the Algemeen Dagblad daily said 4.3 percent of male doctors surveyed and 0.8 percent of female doctors had admitted sexual contact with patients, in most cases with one patient, but in a third of cases with two or three


Yahoo! News - Dutch doctors admit sex with patients

Yahoo! News - Dead Candidate Wins Votes in Indonesia

Candidato muerto gana eleccion.


JAKARTA, Indonesia - A candidate in last week's legislative elections in Indonesia won nearly 800 votes despite having died three months ago, poll officials said.



"It's a bit ridiculous," said Andi Mappinawang, an election committee member in south Sulawesi province where the mix-up occurred. "Maybe the voters didn't know that he had died."


Mirdin Kasim died in February, shortly after the deadline for printing ballot papers had passed, Mappinawang said Tuesday. It was impossible to inform all the people in the region of his death, he said.


Kasim was one of 33 candidates contesting the south Sulawesi seat on April 5 in the regional representatives council, a newly created body that will sit in Jakarta.



Espero que esto no les de esperanzas a los politicos mexicanos...

Yahoo! News - Dead Candidate Wins Votes in Indonesia

Yahoo! News - Monkey Undergoes Cataract Surgery

For a nocturnal animal that lives high in the treetops, being able to see is no small matter.



So on Monday, a monkey at the Buffalo Zoo underwent double cataract surgery to restore part of his vision.


Phantom, a 4-year-old douroucouli, got the vision back in one eye after Dr. Kimberly Stanz replaced the damaged lens with an artificial one. There was too much scar tissue in the other eye to attach a new lens.


By midafternoon, Phantom was back in the zoo's rain forest display, shaking off his sedative and able to see for the first time in months.


It is unknown why the animal developed cataracts last fall. Zoo veterinarian Frank Ridgley said that because Cajun, a sister of Phantom, also had cataracts and underwent the same surgery several years ago, "it's probably a genetic predisposition."

okie probablemente ya se cansaron de esta pero... y el cancer? Alguien sigue tratando de curarlo?

Yahoo! News - Monkey Undergoes Cataract Surgery

Court Fines Advertisers of Swiss Beer for Promoting Drugs - NEWS - MOSNEWS.COM

Cerveza suiza, vendida en rusa, con sabor a hierba.


Samara regional court has ruled that the makers of advertisements for the Swiss beer Hanfblute are guilty of promoting drugs after displaying a marijuana leaf along with the beer, the official ITAR-TASS news agency reported.

The court issued a fine of 40,000 rubles (over $1,300).

Regional drug enforcement authorities told the news agency that the Swiss firm launched a beer with an aroma similar to that of hemp on February 14. Prior to that, the authorities said, the beer-makers posted billboards with a marijuana leaf and the word “legalize” written in English


la verdad es que le hicieron pruebas y no tiene mariguana en ninguna forma, lo que los hace algo tontos ya que lo que si tienen es una multa.

Court Fines Advertisers of Swiss Beer for Promoting Drugs - NEWS - MOSNEWS.COM

Rancinan, photographer...

Galleria de fotografias de Rancinan.

en especial les recomiendo la galeria 5. Es de Circus Freaks...

flash heavy site.

Rancinan, photographer...

Insultmonger

Para cuando realmente no tienes la imaginación de crear un buen insulto. Agregas unos cuantos datos. Y voila! insulto inmediato.


ejemplo: Female, stupid, tall, overweight, professional, casual, celibate, average y wingless. en las opciones da como resultado:


Your Personalized Insult:

Yuk! What a putrid waste of a vagina you are, you humped-back, club-footed, bowlegged, lollicock lickin' loser. Celibate, eh? You mean in the closet, right? Or maybe you're a homosexual midget: in which case, you're in the cupboard! Average looking, my ass. You're uglier than the south-facing end of north-bound mule with a ruptured ulcerated fly-covered rump. You're a politically vacillating phony liberal fuck; too damn broadminded to take your own side in a debate. Calling you a pea brain would be an insult to peas, you jellyfish-sucking mental midget. How come you're so tall? Did your mother mate with a giraffe? If you were ever kidnapped and eaten by a cannibal tribe, they'd all die of high cholesterol, you fat, flabby, fumbling fuck. Professional, my ass. You couldn't win a cigar after giving birth in a tobacco field in Havana, you clueless, über-incompetent fuckwit. I've seen wounds that were better dressed than you are, you toad-lickin', hound-kickin', snot-flickin', inbred swamp spawn! I've come across decomposing animal carcasses that are less offensive than you are.

esto esta en la parte de insult generators.

Insultmonger

musicplasma : the music visual search engine

La premisa es sencilla. Tecleas el nombre de la banda o artista de tu preferencia y se crean relaciones graficas con otras bandas.

Probe con At the Drive in... (better than Mars Volta) y salieron varios resultados interesantes. Hace una especie de red musical en donde puedes ver las diferentes corrientes en la que se puede disparar tu gusto. Y encontrar bandas que tal vez no conozcas, pero es probable que te gusten.


musicplasma : the music visual search engine

HENTAI dictionary: japanese perversions, fetishes, and AV terms

INTRODUCTION

Japanese people are stereotyped as being uncreative and lacking in originality. The most common image of a japanese man is a 'salariman' in a grey suit riding on a 'bullet train' full of identically dressed men. But in fact, when he gets home at night, the porn comes out, and he's going to be much more creative and 'unique' than you or I. He's wearing an Airline Stewardess uniform and boxing gloves, watching a DVD of broccoli being put up someone's butt. Let's face it, Japanese porn consumers are so utterly perverted

un fetish:

HIGH TECH GIANTESSES -- OK, first of all are two video companies: LOVE AND BOOTS, and FOOT-CRUSH.COM. aside from having very satisfying names, they are taking crush fetishism into the 21st century, with globally proactive technology solutions for . ... sorry, i turned into Mindy from the Simpsons for a second there. what i meant to say is, they have a high-tech new twist on 'giantess' videos: instead of stepping on toys cars , etc, . . the 'giant' women are stepping on TINY little live-action guys superimposed by special effects.

mujeres gigantes aplastando hombrecitos... kinky

HENTAI dictionary: japanese perversions, fetishes, and AV terms

Yahoo! News - The latest fashion must-have: eyeball jewellery

Dutch eye surgeons have implanted tiny pieces of jewellery called "JewelEye" in the mucous membrane of the eyes of six women and one man in cosmetic surgery pioneered by an ophthalmic surgery research and development institute in Rotterdam.

The procedure involves inserting a 3.5 mm (0.13 inch) wide piece of specially developed jewellery -- the range includes a glittering half-moon or heart -- into the eye's mucous membrane under local anaesthetic at a cost of 500 to 1,000 euros (270 to 540 pounds).

"In my view it is a little more subtle than (body) piercing. It is a bit of a fun thing and a very personal thing for people," said Gerrit Melles, director of the Netherlands Institute for Innovative Ocular Surgery



now that gives me double creeps.


Yahoo! News - The latest fashion must-have: eyeball jewellery

Yahoo! News - Mexican Woman Performs Own Caesarian to Save Baby

El titulo lo dice todo... Lo que no dice es que fue en una comunidad rural. Y yo quiero dos de los que ella se tomo... Now that is a strong drink right there.


A woman in Mexico gave birth to a healthy baby boy after performing a Caesarian section on herself with a kitchen knife, doctors said Tuesday.

The unidentified 40-year-old woman, who lived in a rural area without electricity, running water or sanitation and was an eight-hour drive from the nearest hospital, performed the operation when she could not deliver the baby naturally.

She had lost a previous baby due to labor complications.

"She took three small glasses of hard liquor and, using a kitchen knife, sliced her abdomen in three attempts ... and delivered a male infant that breathed immediately and cried," said Dr R.F. Valle, of the Dr. Manuel Velasco Suarez Hospital in San Pablo, Mexico.

Valle recounted the event in a report in the International Journal of Gynecology and Obstetrics.

Before losing consciousness, the woman told one of her children to call a local nurse for help. After the nurse stitched the wound with a sewing needle and cotton thread, the mother and baby were transferred and treated by Valle and his colleagues at the nearest hospital.



Yahoo! News - Mexican Woman Performs Own Caesarian to Save Baby

Yahoo! News - France Identifies 'Little Prince' Author's Plane

A plane raised from the Mediterranean 60 years after it crashed, killing author Antoine de Saint-Exupery, has been identified and will be put on display in southern France, officials said Wednesday.


Saint-Exupery, whose fable "The Little Prince" is considered a classic of flight, love and loneliness, disappeared on July 31, 1944, during a wartime aerial reconnaissance mission.

"The wreck of the plane that was raised last autumn near the Riou island has been identified as the (Lockheed Lightning) P-38 on which Saint-Exupery made his last voyage," said Jean-Claude Gaudin, mayor of southern Marseille.

He said the wreck would be exhibited in a Marseille museum to pay tribute to the writer and aviator who died a year after the book was published.

so now we know...

Yahoo! News - France Identifies 'Little Prince' Author's Plane

$14 Steadycam

Una alternativa de 14 dolares para hacer un sistema de steadycam.




algunas de las piezas pueden no ser tan faciles de conseguir en Mexico, pero vale la pena intentarlo.


$14 Steadycam

CGNetworks -Neon Genesis Evangelion concept art from Weta

Es dificil que alguien pueda adaptar anime a acción con actores reales...

y mas robots gigantes.


claro lo mismo se pudo haber dicho del señor de los Anillos y Weta no lo hizo nada mal...




CGNetworks -Neon Genesis Evangelion concept art from Weta

XIAOXAIO MOVIE

Sitio en flash de peliculas de accion con figuras de palitos.


ejemplo:



XIAOXAIO MOVIE

Alison Clarke Photography

Portafolio de fotos de Alison Clarke, buena forma de hacer algo extraordinario de cosas totalmente ordinarias:





Alison Clarke Photography

Very Important Things

Sitio con remixes de ilustraciones de los años 50 y 60 con leyendas nuevas.

ejemplo:



Very Important Things

Design is Kinky

Página que hace perfiles de diseñadores. El ultimo perfil es el del diseñador/ilustrador australiano Ashley Wood.



este utiliza varias tecnicas (foto, pintura y manipulación en computadora) muy recomendado.


ah tambien ilustra comics. Pretty disturbing stuff in that fellow's head.


Design is Kinky

paper face

Hasta ahora un movimiento de blogeros coreanos de tomarse fotos con recortes de revistas y ponerlas enfrente de su cara de maneras originales.

ejemplo:




Paper Face

BBC NEWS | In Pictures

El dia en imagenes, cortesia de BBC.


South Korean soldiers wave Iraqi flags before a football match between the two nations in Seoul.


una muy buena liga para ver excelentes fotos... todos los dias.


BBC NEWS | In Pictures

Quote

Iris Murdoch
'Love is the difficult realization that something other than oneself is real.'"




Steven Wright
'Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.'"

Tron Sector - Home

Cosplaying Tron:



mas fotos en la liga:

Tron Sector - Home

McGrew's School of Fine Art || kuro5hin.org

McGrew de Kuro5hin propone cual seria su escuela de Artes:

The job you get after you graduate
You might become a high school art teacher and teach a bunch of talentless miscreants and hoodlums who won't listen to a word you say to go out and vandalize box cars with spray paint. A job in advertising, you say? HAH! Forget it. Marry someone whose dad owns an ad agency instead. Advertising is a field where they want to know who you know, not what you know. They don't care if you graduated Kindergarten. Can't you tell from looking at ads? The only talented person ever in the advertising field was Andy Warhol, and he hated it. You want to be an atriste' and have your crap hanging in fine gallerys? Marry a gallery owner or an art critic. You want to make a lot of money? "Look at Van Gogh", you say, "his paintings sell for millions!" As your will learn in Art History, poor Vincent only sold one painting in his entire life, to his brother, for about five dollars in today's money

también estan la descripción de las clases y de los profesores.

muy recomendable.

hmm. un poco de ironia y sarcamo para empezar el dia.


McGrew's School of Fine Art || kuro5hin.org

KANEEEEDDAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

hehehe. un pequeño momento Akira.

Y este es el trabajo de alguien que tuvo un GRAN momento Akira:



ITMedia

Quote

Bertrand Russell
'I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.'"

oh so true...

BBC NEWS | UK | Northern Ireland | New Pong king crowned

The grand prize was a vintage 1970s Pong arcade machine
After a hard-fought contest, the Belfast World Pong Championships have a new video game king.
It's not a real international event but 32 players turned up for the knockout tournament, determined to walk off with the coveted grand prize of an original 1970s Pong cabinet.

ahh. pong.
BBC NEWS | UK | Northern Ireland | New Pong king crowned

TechTV | Should You See 'Hellboy'?

TechTv realizo una encuesta para ver si Hellboy seria de su agrado.


TechTV | Should You See 'Hellboy'?



y aqui esta mi respuesta:

OK fanboy, it's here. You're chomping at the bit, and you won't be disappointed. The movie pours plenty of time into developing the relationships between Hellboy and Broom, Hellboy and Liz Sherman-- actually, Hellboy and everyone. It kind of goes overboard. But the flipside is that you really start feeling for the big galoot. Which is good, because "Hellboy" (the movie and the comic) is ultimately about the internal conflict of the title character. The special effects are great, the villains are sweet (a clock work Nazi assassin teamed up with Rasputin? Genius!), and Hellboy's dialog is terse and sarcastic. It's good, but after watching it you know that the sequel is going to be better..

que significa que me va a gustar, pero me va a dejar queriendo mas...

damn.