Quotes

Ed Gardner
'Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.'



Jerry Seinfeld
'It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.'



Laurence J. Peter
'An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.'"


Bill Lyon
'If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.'



Tom Stoppard
'We're actors - we're the opposite of people.'"