How-To: Write your doctoral thesis (Culture)

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Como escribir una tesis doctoral:


The Oxford English Dictionary defines 'doctoral thesis' as: A completely worthless document that will not be read, but which is apparently important to someone, because it requires nearly impossible tasks to complete. This definition is spot on. Not a single person, aside from possibly (but not likely) your committee will read this pile of tripe that you create.

y los pasos para lograrlo:

Step Zero: Pain.
Step One: Do Stuff.
Step Two: Do More Stuff.
Step Three: Look Professional.
Step Four: Act Cool.
Step Five: Add it Up.
Step Six: Send it out.
Step Seven: Do the Impossible.
Step Eight: Fear the Ruler.
Step Nine: Wait.
Step Ten: I have to do what?


How-To: Write your doctoral thesis (Culture)