Gunther-Dog

No se que tan cierto sea esto... pero de ser cierto el meteoro que se va a estrellar contra la tierra y terminar con la humanidad no debe de estar muy lejos... (nos lo merecemos)

Gunther es un perro. Gunther es un pastor aleman. Y Gunther


este no es Gunther, but you get the idea.

According to the Guinness Book of World Records (England, Germany, Italy 1998) and other media sources, GUNTHER, a German Shepherd, received as an inheritance the total fortune of a German Countess whose name was reported as Charlotte Liebenstein. Gunther IV is the first beneficiary of the GUNTHER REFORM TRUST settled by Charlotte, Ltd. in the Commonwealth of the Bahamas.


Ya se... Ya se, perro millonario, nada nuevo. Con el poder de corrupcion que tiene el dinero en la percepcion de la realidad no es noticia que algun rico, le deje millones a whiskers su gato... Pero Gunther es mas que un heredero.


Through intermediate companies, this trust purchased Madonna's ex-Miami waterfront mansion principally for the joy and pleasure of Gunther IV. Gunther IV was chosen to be appointed as the first beneficiary of the trust because he was the finest exemplary among a group of dogs that were prepared and trained for specific purposes
Gunther the dog currently spends a lot of time with 5 "gifted youngsters" known as the Burgundians. These five youngsters were the most talented among a selected group of boys and girls of international origin endowed with special features; beauty, intelligence and independence. These five youngsters were also considered especially suited to maintain a "joyful" life with Gunther the millionaire dog.

Gunther fue disenado para divertirse todo el tiempo. Y tiene "companeros" (lease esclavos o sirvientes) que fueron seleccionados para convivir con el.

Gunther IV, a totally atypical German Shepherd well known as the "millionaire Dog", has been a controversial media event since 1993. He is the beneficiary of a multi-million dollar trust which owns, among other assets, Madonna's ex-Miami mansion
Gunther IV was chosen and appointed as the beneficiary of the trust because he was the best and most efficient example among a new type of "Joyful Dogs" a group of German Shepherds prepared and trained for specific purposes. In collaboration with expert breeders and trainers of German Sheperds, a scientific method was formulated in order to select a group of dogs not inclined towards obedience or aggressiveness. Rather, the selection sought dogs which were spontaneously looking for joy and amusement and an increased tendency for sexual activity. Gunther IV has become a symbol of those dogs and is jokingly referred to as the "Material Dog." He certainly is not the classic police dog or guardian in that he does not exhibit the classic symbols of defense, aggressiveness, protectionism or order. Rin Tin Tin, Lassie and Rex's style are all very far from Gunther's. In fact, Gunther does not have owners. He has trustees. Thus, Gunther and the other dogs of the group's whole life and training are oriented towards the achievement of joy, pleasure, amusement and improvement of their sexual activity. Recall that Gunther and the other dogs were originally chosen because of their spontaneous inclination towards these types of behavior.
Another element which the experts believe is necessary in order to raise the quality of a dog's life is for the dog to live without a specific "owner." Rather, the animal should live together with young euphoric people. These youngsters should be as dynamic, joyful and clever as possible. The experts contend that the company of young, joyful and sexually very active people operates to increase the drive, mood, alertness and other cerebral processes of the dog which in turn generates its happiness and, ultimately, better psychological health. Additionally, the company of these youngsters "pleases" the dog and brings him to fulfillment


okie... Nunca hubo mencion alguna de "perras" (hehehehe) companeritas de Gunther IV, por lo que levanten la mano los que piensan que en el cuestionario de seleccion para los burgundians (amiguitos de Gunther) estaba la pregunta.

Responda seleccionando con un tache en la opcion que mejor se ajuste a su situacion.

1. Me gusta tener sexo con animales:

1.Poco 2. Regular 3. Mas o Menos 4. Me gusta 5. Me gusta mucho 6. Woof!



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