Citas del día

Napoleon Bonaparte

"History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon."


Samuel Butler

"All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income."



Kin Hubbard

"Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you."


Dave Barry

"Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking."


G. K. Chesterton

"Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist."