Citas del día

(o mega citas de todos los dias de mis vacaciones)

Benjamin Disraeli

"My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me."


Carlos A. Urbizo

"Stoop and you'll be stepped on; stand tall and you'll be shot at."

Elvis Presley

"I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to."


Putt's Law

"Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand."

Howard Dietz

"I don't like composers who think. It gets in the way of their plagiarism."


Thorstein Veblen

"No one travelling on a business trip would be missed if he failed to arrive."


Charles de Montesquieu

"An author is a fool who, not content with boring those he lives with, insists on boring future generations."


Ambrose Bierce

"Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another."


Bill Vaughan

"If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity."

Johnny Carson

"Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president."


Lily Tomlin

"Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs."


Wilson Mizner

"I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education."

Douglas Adams

"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair."