Occupation: Girl - Troy in Fifteen Minutes

Página muy chistosa que resumen Troya en 15 minutos. Con dialogo alterno y muy muy chistoso.



Bedroom of Helen of Troy Sparta

PARIS: Hey, baby, I brought you a pearl necklace.

YOUR OWN JOKE ABOUT PEARL NECKLACES: *inserted here*

YOUR OWN JOKE ABOUT INSERTING THINGS: *inserted here*

HELEN [weepy]: I can’t wear it because I’m sort of already married to that other guy but we’ve been doing the royal nasty for a week already anyway and you’re going to leave tomorrow and WAHHHHH.

PARIS: You could stow away and come with me and start a war that will end up killing 90% of the cast and totally be the downfall of my people and my kingdom!

HELEN: *sniff* I think… that’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever said to me.


y para los clavados en el Señor de los Anillos (digo con Boromir y Legolas salen!!)

Palace Backyard, Troy

Paris is practicing archery on a nice straw man nailed up to the wall. He hits bull's-eye after bull's-eye.

HELEN: Wow, I had no idea you were so good at this.

PARIS: Neither did I. Weird, isn’t it? And I really want lembas now.

HELEN: What?

Tambien estan: Hidalgo en 15 minutos (Oceano de Fuego (con Aragorn)
Van Helsing en 15 minutos (con Faramir... pueden creerlo Faramir, de casi principe a casi idiota)
y Hannibal en 15 minutos ( con nadie de LotR...)


Occupation: Girl - Troy in Fifteen Minutes